What’s the deal with Giraffe’s? I mean, does anyone even use these things?
Roger Waters on 60 Minutes - Why I left Pink Floyd
Q: Do you miss David Gilmour’s musicality? A: No
Mind Thoughts... with Michael Ian Black - Let’s Not Fuck, Shall We? | VICE
Male libido is assumed to be a constant, quivering thrum. For some men, maybe it is. But for me, as much as I enjoy the old in-n-out, the rubba-dub-dubba, the squeak-n-bubble, I have never craved it the way our culture has led me to believe I should, not even during my fabled Horny Years from ’91 to ’95. Except for those moments when I was in the first throes of a new love, sex has never subsumed me. Yet every cultural message I receive has led me to believe it should. Consequently, my lack of nymphomaniacal tendencies has always left me feeling embarrassed and emasculated.
American Psycho - Business Card
“Good coloring.”
“That’s bone.”
Pete Holmes - Google (Not Knowing) (by peteholmes)
The most hilariously observant thing I’ve ever heard about the age of Google.
“Knowing feels exactly the same as not knowing!”
Wheres Wallace? (by mesosalih)
Community - Butt Stuff (by dhorley)
“Everybody Parks Like an Asshole”
One of my favorite parts of hearing a new YLNT is discovering the bits where Adam took something okay funny and did something extra to make it a little magical.1
I still remember how this bit (from September 2009’s “Breakin’ In”) caught me completely off-guard.
Today, it still reminds me why Sandy is the only genius in the room.
It makes a…little more sense if you hear the whole episode that preceded it. I promise. ↩
Downton Arby’s.
Instead of Downton Abbey, this is Downton ARBY’S!!!
That dastardly Lady Edith!
